7 April
Walking home the three quarters of a mile or so from the centre of Cambridge, I saw six people and no cars. As in Georgio de Chirico’s surreal paintings, people are now weirdly visible even from a distance by their sheer verticality…
Something small but significant has happened in the local side streets. A squirrel hopped unhurriedly across the road right in front of me, then two Jays flew out of a garden and settled in another front garden, only feet from the house and someone watching them at the window. The Jay is such a woodland bird and so exotic-looking, that many urbanites would surely not know what they are looking at.
The natural world has begun to creep back as the streets and skies fall silent and humanity retreats. A neighbour has long-tailed tits nesting in his front hedge flush with the pavement, which in my experience is unprecedented for such a nervous bird. Other people report seeing hedgehogs for the first time in years. I have never seen goldfinches and chaffinches at our bird-bath before, and the dawn chorus seems much louder.
I don’t find anything sinister about this, but it does bring home to you with a jolt how other to human existence the life of the natural world is. A great naturalist once said to me concerning over-anthropomorphic attitudes to conservationism: ‘We have to remember that the animals don’t know they are dying out.’ Either for religious, philosophical, or Darwinist reasons, we feel continuous with the organic world, so it is a jolt to see it getting on without us. But it’s not such a jolt as when people talk of COVID-19 being ‘the planet fighting back’. We think of the Earth as living, but this phrase implies it is inanimate, alien to us and hostile — which we don’t really like to think it is, since it is our home. Is it right to identify COVID-19 with ‘the planet’, when viruses aren’t organisms?
21 April
It suddenly occurred to me that I don’t recall Kittie Calderon mentioning the ‘Spanish flu’ (which killed 100 million people) once in all the extant correspondence of hers that I have read for 1918-19. Then I remembered that Charles Evelyn Pym (‘Evey‘) bracketed that flu and Kittie in a letter to his young wife Violet on 29 October 1918:
I am so distressed to hear of Jack [their ten-year-old son] getting this beastly flu. I do trust you will keep him thoroughly warm for a long time and I hope they [Ludgrove School, where Jack was a boarder] have got a good doctor. I am sorry you are going to Kittie now, as Hampstead must reek of it. I got your two letters together this evening and do hope you will get good news, and that it is a mild form.
Violet and Kittie were very close and Violet would occasionally stay with her at 42 Well Walk in the heart of Hampstead whilst visiting London. Presumably Violet was hoping to collect Jack from the school, which in those days was at Cockfosters. Evey was writing from the huge military camp at Etaples, Pas-de-Calais, where he was Assistant Provost Marshal. As Catherine Arnold writes in Pandemic 1918: The Story of the Deadliest Influenza in History, Etaples is ‘a strong contender for the birthplace of Spanish flu’, although its epicentre is thought to have been China.
As ever, I am indebted to John Pym, Jack’s son, for showing me his grandparents’ correspondence back in 2011 and allowing me to quote from it here.
29 April
Referring, I fancy, to three uncommon words and a neologism in the sample of ‘Making Icons’ that I pushed out to sea in my last diary-post, a loyal follower quotes to me in an email the first verse of a poem by Hilaire Belloc that I did not know:
I mean to write with all my strength
(It lately has been sadly waning)
A poem of enormous length —
Some parts of which may need explaining.
It so happened that, although I regard Notes as an admission of defeat, I had decided only the day before that ‘Making Icons’ would need a few. Well, three quarters of the poem doesn’t need them, but it’s a different matter when you get to the eight stanzas that engage with the long process by which this:

[seasoned lime]
becomes this:

[unfinished icon by Leon Liddament]
For instance,
27
To author, he easters from praise and prayer
his hearted image, in slow, soft strokes.
Himation…book…halo and hair…
with pencil, then scribed on space. An acre
of gold he lays on bole’s yellow ochre:
leaf lifted on squirrel tuft through the hushed air
and suddenly sucked to sturgeon’s lock,
then burnished and buffed, basted with glair.
He puddles raw umber, indigo, terre
into cut-outs of colour like late Matisse.
Such basal abstraction might make us stare,
seeing an icon where nothing fays.
(This kind of verse is ‘concatenated’. The last line of each of the four stanzas in a set ends with the same rhyme, which may be the same word or a variation on its sound, and the same word/similar sound must start the first line of the next stanza. In this particular set of four the last words are fays:faith:face:Face and the first words of the last three stanzas and first one of the next set are faze:phaseless:facings:to face.)
However, I’m very grateful to my correspondent for also quoting to me a footnote that Belloc himself appended to the first verse of his poem (‘Dedicatory Ode’):
But do not think I shall explain
To any great extent. Believe me,
I partly write to give you pain,
And if you do not like me, leave me.
7 May
The social distancing observed in the queue outside our local greengrocer’s is admirable: people stand four metres apart in a line stretching across the shopping court, so that others heading for shops beyond can pass precisely two metres between them. However, the greengrocer’s itself is small and allows four customers at once. There are also up to two staff in it. This means some very tight choreography if you are to observe distancing inside the shop. The other day, seeing a short but well built woman charging at me, I was about to move to one side but noticed just in time that I’d be coming perilously close to a third person, so I performed a two-hop manoeuvre, smiled at the woman and warbled: ‘You do the hokey-cokey and you…’ Not a flicker of response.
If you do go out, people who would normally just wave insist on gassing at you from an ever-diminishing distance. This happened to me this morning. A neighbour crossed the road to talk to me, standing in the road to my right whilst I remained on the pavement. To my left was a seven-foot privet hedge. Suddenly a couple appeared twenty yards away walking towards me on the pavement. Without wishing to offend my neighbour, I had to move further up the pavement then step into the road infront of a parked car two metres from him and two from the pavement. However, as I moved a bloke came out of his drive in front of me back first, sweeping stuff into the gutter. Trapped! I executed a pirouette and double chassé, smiled and did my hokey-cokey thing, but again no-one responded.
Has this virus killed the Great British Sense of Humour, or is it just me?
14 May
As an example of one of the unpredictable spinoffs of the pandemic, my brother-in-law told me about a first-year university student who, when his course was abruptly suspended, got a job at an Amazon warehouse and enjoyed it so much that he decided not to go back to university. Apparently the young man could not praise highly enough Amazon’s observance of COVID precautions for its staff, enjoyed the working conditions and money, and persuaded himself that a ‘real job’ like this was for him.
The story pricked my conscience. Back in December, I posted about the Morning Star attacking Amazon as the worst violator of workers’ rights in Britain. The newspaper’s claim disturbed me not because I use Amazon much (I positively prefer shops), but because we had just published our first book with Amazon. Stalwart Calderonia-follower Clare Hopkins then described in a Comment feeling ‘sickened’ by reading the section on Amazon in James Bloodworth’s newly republished Hired: Undercover in Low-wage Britain and I replied that I would ‘definitely investigate Bloodworth’s book’. I didn’t, but I have now. Ironically enough, Bloodworth sells his book on Amazon:

Click the cover to find this book on Amazon.
The book is described by the blurb and its author as an ‘exposé’, ‘revelations’ and ‘research’. Anyone expecting those activities from the 66-page section on Amazon will, I fear, be disappointed. Bloodworth does not even tell us how long he worked at the Amazon centre in Rugeley, Staffs. To describe something as ‘research’ that is based on four fragmentary interviews with people who have worked there and an inexplicably undetailed account of his own experiences, betrays an ineptness with English words that is woefully visible throughout. Only three of the chapters in this section are actually about Amazon, the other two concern Rugeley and its mining past.
Maybe I have missed something, but I have read this section three times and could not put my finger on anywhere that Amazon broke British labour or health and safety laws. Bloodworth makes much of the penalties for going to the loo whilst working at an Amazon centre, but the ‘bottles of urine from employees too scared to take bathroom breaks’ on page xvi become ‘on one occasion I came across a bottle of straw-coloured liquid perched inauspiciously on a shelf’ on page 50. Bloodworth has been compared to George Orwell, but I am afraid this is absurd, as Orwell showed and Bloodworth merely tells.
Nevertheless, I agree with Clare that the regime at this Amazon centre is sickening. There may be nothing illegal about it, but its robotic and totalitarian essence is completely alien to our own work culture. Bloodworth is certainly right to identify it with Modern Times maniac Frederick W. Taylor’s The Principles of Scientific Management. For me this is the point. British manual workers never have accepted the culture of the American factory, and never will: ninety per cent of the workers Bloodworth describes at the Rugeley centre come from Eastern Europe and feel they have no choice but to work for Amazon, whilst British locals hate the idea. Immigration is a serious theme of this section. Another is the truly disgusting iniquity of the agencies who control Amazon’s workers, regularly pay them late, regularly underpay them, and regularly fiddle their payslips. These agencies should be investigated, prosecuted and stopped.
I am sorry to say this, but the book as a whole is a bit of a fraud. Bloodworth tells us as much on page xi of his introduction, but does not seem to realise it. The book is marketed as an exposé etc of zero-hours contracts and the gig economy, especially at Amazon, and Bloodworth tells us himself that he ‘set out to write about the material poverty that often accompanies such work’, but ‘quickly realised that it was just as important to write about the British towns I was living in’. Consequently half of the book is about these towns, present and past; particularly past. Bloodworth is steeped in the socialist writers of the 1930s, whom he regularly quotes, and loves nothing so much as to spend an evening at a social club listening to reminiscences of the glorious days when miners were ‘rich’ (p. 59) and had a belligerent union fighting for them.
Although Bloodworth warns several times against ‘romanticising’ the ‘working-class’ past, his book is built around an academic nostalgia for it. So powerful is the nostalgia that it, together with Bloodworth’s matchless command of left-wing clichés and his tendency to rant, filled me with yearning for the good old days of Dave Spart’s column in Private Eye.
20 May
Let’s be honest, this diary is pretty boring, cerebral stuff. If you want to know the really exciting things that have been happening in our lives during lockdown, go to Mrs Miles’s new blog at: adiaryofdoing.wordpress.com. I can’t compete!


SOME RESPONSES TO GEORGE CALDERON: EDWARDIAN GENIUS
‘This meticulous yet nimble book is bound to remain the definitive account of Calderon’s life’ Charlotte Jones, The Times Literary Supplement
‘The effort of detection, it must be said, was worth it. The biography is a delight to read.’ Emeritus Professor Laurence Brockliss, The London Magazine
‘It is a masterly synthesis of your own approach with scholarship and very judicious discussion of the evidence.’ Emeritus Professor Catherine Andreyev, historian
‘This comprehensive, meticulously researched and highly readable biography, which the author describes as a “story” rather than an academic biography…’ Michael Pursglove, East-West Review
‘A monumental scholarly masterpiece that gives real insight into how the Edwardians viewed the world.’Arch Tait, Translator of Natalya Rzhevskaya’s Memoirs of a Wartime Interpreter
‘The book is written with great assurance and the reader always feels in safe hands. I liked the idea of it being a story and I read it the same way I would read a novel.’ Harvey Pitcher, writer
‘Presents the Edwardian age, and Calderon in particular, as new and forward-looking.’ Emeritus Professor Michael Alexander, in Trinity College, Oxford, Report 2017-18
A review by DAMIAN GRANT appears in the comments to Calderonia’s 7 September post.
A review by JOHN DEWEY appears on Amazon UK.

Explanatory notes to ‘Thunderer’
I give here some of the facts from my and my team’s experience that lie behind statements I made in the preceding post, whilst preserving the anonymity of most of the offending institutions because I think to name them would be a distraction.
‘Be prepared for nobody to answer your emails.’ See below under ‘Archive tourists don’t work in archives’ and ‘Attempts to communicate with an archival manager’.
‘Be prepared for…promises to be broken.’ The most common promise made by archivists when an item is donated to holdings is that they will contact you when the material has been curated, and invite you to view it. In our experience this never happens. I sold a collection of rare books, some inscribed and annotated by Russian Chekhov scholars, to a university library who told me that the provenance and nature of the books would be indicated by a bookplate and note in the catalogue. Neither ever happened.
‘…binned as a duplicate.’ This is V. Pokrovskii’s Anton Chekhov’s Life and Works: A Collection of Literary-Historical Articles. At 1062 pages, it was by far the most important source of contemporary Russian writing about Chekhov’s work. As you can see from the image below, George owned a copy. He annotated it, and his annotations are particularly significant for his views on The Seagull and The Cherry Orchard. George’s copy was found in a provincial bookshop by the first Professor of Slavonic Studies at Cambridge, Elizabeth Hill, and donated to the Slavonic Library there at some point between 1936 and 1955. In 1983 I persuaded the then professor, Lucjan Lewitter, that it was historically too valuable to be left on the open shelves, should be replaced by a reprint that was just coming out, and transferred to Special Collections at the University Library. Professor Lewitter, who was a very efficient administrator, arranged for this to be done. After a decent interval, I decided I should check where it was, but no record of its location at the University Library could be found. The late and greatly lamented Russian Librarian there, Ray Scrivens, then frantically searched for it and discovered it buried in a wicker basket labelled ‘Duplicates’ about to be trundled out of the Library… To be honest, I suspect the same happened to many of the collection of inscribed and annotated books I referred to in my first paragraph, viz. the fact that they were inscribed and annotated was completely forgotten by the receiving library, catalogue checks were made to see if they ‘had’ these books already, and if they had that title, the annotated copy was binned.
Photocopy of the half-title of George’s copy of Pokrovskii, 1907
‘Be prepared for… cataloguing never to happen’ and ‘they disappeared without trace.’ In my experience, smallish military archives are particularly bad in these regards. Regimental museums, for instance, seem to be managed mainly by volunteers, who are good at dealing with inquiries from the public, enjoy that and the razzmatazz around family donations, but get irretrievably behind with their cataloguing. When an item has been acquired, ‘accessioned’, but not then catalogued (whether on paper or online) and a researcher needs to see it, it often cannot be found. The euphemism is that it has been ‘mislaid’. Doubtless archivists justify this to themselves by thinking ‘I know it’s here somewhere’, but that is delusional: it’s lost.
In 1987 I was presented with the massive bronze Chekhov Centenary Medal by the head of the Soviet delegation to the colloquium ‘Chekhov on the British Stage’, Aleksandr Anikst. It was not awarded to me personally, but to the British hosts of the event, which I organised and which was a significant development in the early stages of perestroika. Indeed, Anikst explained to me afterwards that he had been directed to award the medal by Gorbachev himself; Oleg Efremov, the Artistic Director of the Moscow Arts, also told me that Gorbachev had been in touch with him about the importance of attending the event and another in Oxford at the same time. The Cambridge host of the colloquium was the University’s Department of Slavonic Studies, so the medal was passed for safe keeping to the Slavonic Library and thence to the ‘reserved’ section of the Faculty Library. Ten years later it could not be found. Ray Scrivens informed me that valuable donated and framed manuscript letters held in that library had disappeared around the same time whilst being ‘transferred’ to the University Library.
Of course, it is a great mistake to try to control something once you have given it away, but it’s still disappointing when people whose job is to conserve it, lose it.
Whilst researching my biography, I regularly trawled the Web for new references to George Calderon. In 2009 an excellent brief description of the archive of George’s composer friend Martin Shaw (1875-1958) popped up on the website of Bernard Quaritch Ltd, who were selling it. The archive included ‘a rare manuscript by the young playwright George Calderon’. Actually, this is the only known manuscript of a play by George, so the news was sensational. In February 2011 the Martin Shaw Papers were bought by the British Library. I am glad to say that, following labryrinthine email correspondence, a curator was able to find the uncatalogued George manuscript and let me see it (in an obviously uncurated state). It turned out to be the 134-page autograph of the ‘musical play’ The Brave Little Tailor, which George wrote with William Caine. So it wasn’t lost in the sense that it could not be found by the people who now owned it. But there was no trace of it on the Web between 2011 and 2018, when it was catalogued. Can no-one at the British Library see that in effect all the Martin Shaw papers were lost to researchers for the whole of that period? It is, whatever the cause, indefensible that it takes seven years to catalogue an acquisition, but failing that the Library could at least have put out to the world a short announcement of the fact that they had acquired it and what it contained. It is good practice, followed by some archives, to produce a skeleton list of a collection as soon as it is received (something that takes at most a morning, I should think), put it straight online, and even make clear that materials can be ordered and consulted on the basis of this list, but that they will not be fully catalogued until date x.
‘Customer care…was surreal.’ I had come across the letters in the invaluable University of Reading Library Location Register of 20th Century English Literary Manuscripts, a publication known, surely, to British archivists. I corresponded by email with a very efficient Historic Collections Administrator at the given library, and she informed me that the items would be transferred for me to the Manuscript Reading Room two days before I was coming from Cambridge to look at them.
The person at the Reading Room desk cast a cursory glance over her shelves and told me the ordered file was not there. She offered no further action. I explained how and when I had ordered the letters. She denied it was possible, and asked how I knew that the library possessed them. I referred to the Register, but she said she had no knowledge of it. She would engage in no further dialogue. I pleaded that I had come all the way from Cambridge to see the items and she intimated I should go all the way back. Fortunately, I insisted on calling out the Administrator I had dealt with by email. The young woman came and seemed to understand the situation immediately. The lady at the desk had, I gathered, spent a part of her life cataloguing the large collection which contained George’s letters, and was determined to control who had access to it. She had concealed my file in another one that a reader was working on at that moment. It occurred to me that as well as misguided possessiveness, her motive might be misandry.
Of course, this is a very sad story. One can well understand that archivists may, over a long period, develop extreme tunnel-vision and paranoia. However, it is up to their managers to intervene long before that. The case of this lady archivist is really one of appalling line management. The buck should never have been passed to me, the user.
‘An archivist’s mission is to collect…’ I am aware that archivists will disagree with me. The modern criterion for acquiring archives, possibly foisted on traditional archivists by uninformed consultants, is ‘research value’. As far as I can tell, this is ‘measured’ by the ‘public impact’ that the acquisition has, the number of requests to view it, etc, and may be entirely dictated by fashion (a recent top priority has been ‘gender studies’). However, ‘research value’ must mean ‘value to researchers’, if it means anything, and no-one can predict what that will be. Any experienced researcher could give examples of acquisitions that nobody looked at for decades but whose significance was suddenly realised. I will give only one. Eleonora Duse’s archives were thought to have been lost. In fact her papers and her richly annotated library, which she described as her ‘artistic wardrobe’, had been given to New Hall (now Murray Edwards College), Cambridge, by her daughter in 1962, mainly, I suspect, because she lived across the road from the college. There, in effect, the collection mouldered for fifty years. But it is enormously to the credit of New Hall’s librarians that they did not throw it out on account of its ‘proven low research value’. It was eventually ‘discovered’ by theatre historian Anna Sica from Palermo University, who realised that it showed Duse’s intellectual evolution, her erudition, her meticulous preparation of her roles, indeed exactly why she made such a profound impression on contemporaries like Chekhov, Stanislavsky and James Joyce. The impact of Sica’s subsequent book cannot be measured. Had New Hall not had such an eclectic, comprehensive and inclusive acquisitions policy — had it not collected, I would say — none of this would have happened. Similarly, some libraries have the inspired policy of collecting ‘ephemera’, such as posters, menus, or product packaging, whose research value cannot be predicted.
‘Archive tourists don’t work in archives…’ Obviously archives should be open to the general public and display their holdings. There is a world of difference, however, between visitors and the professional researchers for whom archives principally exist and always have. One or two archivists have complained to me that having to set up ‘back-to-back exhibitions’ is a distraction from their ‘real’ work. Worst, though, in my experience, is the effect that archive tourism can have on archivists’ communication. We had an enthusiastic approach from a major library about buying the Calderon Family Papers. The archival manager wanted to view the Papers as soon as possible, but was ‘heavily committed to an exhibition we have opening in the Library’ and therefore had to postpone his inspection for a month. Indeed, I visited the exhibition incognito and saw him hugely enjoying performing to a large group from the Townswomen’s Guild. Despite two emails and a letter, I could never catch his attention again. It occurred to me that perhaps he was really unhappy as an archivist and should have been an actor. But the idea, seemingly beloved of PR consultants and accountants, that archives and libraries exist to provide public entertainment, is grotesque. If it is entertainment, why not charge for it?
‘Attempts to communicate with an archival manager.’ Everyone I know who has wished to donate or sell papers to a major archive has complained about the difficulty of communicating with the right person and about the latter’s complete inability to manage their emails. There is usually no obvious portal to a process for making such offers to the archive. I would have thought the process should be a top-down-and-back-up line of management. But if, faute de mieux, you tackle the top person about donation/sale, you tend to get referred to a middle archival manager who wields power of life and death over whether your inquiry goes any further. Most people will find it is not answered. The top person will not hear about it again unless they ask. One colleague found that her emails to an archival manager about her donation of a serious collection of papers were simply blocked. The reason email communications about donation/sale prove tenuous may not just be that archivists don’t know how to manage their in-boxes, it may be that the archival manager has his/her own agenda and is simply playing politics. Internal archive-politics seem to be vicious because the stakes are relatively small.
‘A 68-page manuscript of Jane Austen’s.’ This is the fragment of The Watsons bought by the Bodleian Library in 2011 at Sotheby’s for £993,250. The Bodleian’s deputy librarian told the press: ‘We will make the manuscript available to the general public, who can come and see it as early as this autumn, when The Watsons will be a star item in our forthcoming exhibition.’ Good entertainment, then, but surely low research value, as the manuscript was first published in 1871 and has been available digitally for some time.
‘But perhaps you want to sell the papers you have inherited?’ This subject is the core of my experience and quarrel with British archives. The whole of my next post, on Monday 13 July, will be devoted to it.
SOME RESPONSES TO GEORGE CALDERON: EDWARDIAN GENIUS
‘This meticulous yet nimble book is bound to remain the definitive account of Calderon’s life’ Charlotte Jones, The Times Literary Supplement
‘The effort of detection, it must be said, was worth it. The biography is a delight to read.’ Emeritus Professor Laurence Brockliss, The London Magazine
‘It is a masterly synthesis of your own approach with scholarship and very judicious discussion of the evidence.’ Emeritus Professor Catherine Andreyev, historian
‘This comprehensive, meticulously researched and highly readable biography, which the author describes as a “story” rather than an academic biography…’ Michael Pursglove, East-West Review
‘A monumental scholarly masterpiece that gives real insight into how the Edwardians viewed the world.’Arch Tait, Translator of Natalya Rzhevskaya’s Memoirs of a Wartime Interpreter
‘The book is written with great assurance and the reader always feels in safe hands. I liked the idea of it being a story and I read it the same way I would read a novel.’ Harvey Pitcher, writer
‘Presents the Edwardian age, and Calderon in particular, as new and forward-looking.’ Emeritus Professor Michael Alexander, in Trinity College, Oxford, Report 2017-18
A review by DAMIAN GRANT appears in the comments to Calderonia’s 7 September post.
A review by JOHN DEWEY appears on Amazon UK.